Sbeff

Sbeff

SbeffUp2 is a Spanish terrorist who is currently the leader of Greeen. He formerly ruled over the nation Gren before the merge with Green into what is now today known as Greeen.

During his leadership, he or associates have constantly threatened other nations in the galaxy and have committed multiple acts of terrorism.

He is an advocate for the destruction of all life in the universe and has claimed himself that he wants everybody to die, and for everything to be destroyed until there is nothing left. Although many believe he is a nihilist, this is untrue as he believes that the purpose of living is to inflict suffering upon others.

He argues that his reason for self-preservation is to be the "chosen one" who will ensure obliteration of all matter. He says that the saying "Matter can not be created nor destroyed" is bullshit because a space laser incinerated his birthday cake in 2010, which deeply rooted a sense of hatred and vengeance within him for decades to come.

Some describe him as a calm and collected guy.

Notability

Having made himself notorious after crashing the gold market and ultimately the value of the gold ore back in January 2024 after the discovery of a planet with gold ores and leaking it, he is a popular figure within the Sidereal community. Apart from his crimes, he has also achieved notoriety from his builds and skill in leadership and his participation in the 10-member Discord group chat known as Tism.

He is also formerly known as ASomebodyUp2, and is known on Roblox as ukranius.

Sbeff in Roblox

Ways of Communication & Personality

Sbeff has typically tried to avoid using too many words for a sentence, and usually has several unique quotes to signify his emotions and feelings, much of which consists of the

siderot dictionary. It includes:

burn and die, burn, die, :x: (The emoji), get (in his discord bio, probably to make people depressed by reading it), posting gifs of white dogs with zero context, "h" (used commonly as acknowledgement), whar (what but in a stupid way), pensive (to resemble the emoji but he never actually uses the emoji), "x" (same thing as :x: but no emoji), fuck you (self-explanatory), imagine, (random jumbled up seperate spammed letters, can vary alot), putting ".,.,....,.," at the end of his sentence, no reason at all probably, yum (to signify something of worth), fear (to signify fear), worry (to signify worry), nerdass (insult or something), evil (to signify that something is evil about something), insane (to signify something insane).

If someone asks him about something and he doesn't feel like saying no, then he will "delay" the task by saying "soon" (trademark), which to him is a time between now and the heat death of the universe.

+ A bunch of other shit. Sbeff typically uses this instead of anything else, as writing comprehensible sentences is very uncommon for him to do. He never uses grammar, and usually keeps his sentences short.

Sbeff typically finds solutions to problems by creating another problem that technically solves the previous problem, but typically creates another problem that is way worse. Often times when he does this, he immediately shifts the blame to someone else to avoid responsibility for his mistakes.

2024 Gold Market Crash

On January 7th 2024, SbeffUp2 found a planet with a previously undiscovered mineral: Gold. This was a revelating discovery given that this gold planet found itself in his home system. According to his own words, "I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!", it was clear that he was not ready for this.

Following the discovery, he stated "It's all fucking gold.", before going on to call the planet horrible. He had no regard whatsoever for the gold and was even saying that he would record himself deleting bins full of gold, shocking many people. Despite the value of the gold at the time, Sbeff continously called it "shiny shit", and afterwards leaked the ID despite one guy telling quote "Don't you fucking do it!". However, many cheered him on, and he went on to send an image of the starmap with the ID. His first words after leaking it was quote "Gold is just glorified dirt!!", once again re-affirming that gold meant nothing to him at all.

The January 7th 2024 image sent by Sbeff, leaking the gold planet and resulting in the collapse of the gold market.

Aftermath

The value of gold dropped immensely and now everyone had an unbelievable amount of gold, practically making it worthless, and no rarer then saltpeter. The gold ore was eventually removed from the game until October 26th, 2025, when it was re-added.

Although this incident practically makes him a financial terrorist and market manipulator, he was never convicted of being one and to this day, has faced no consequences for his actions.

2025 Mining Expeditions

Throughout Space Pioneer's lifetime, Sbeff has notoriously been mining lots and lots of resources. For example; he has mined thousands upon thousands (believed to be around 50K) of hematite, and has gathered much much lime aswell, believed to be the same amount or higher. This has made him practically rich in steel, and it is not the only thing he's swimming in.

Mistreatment of Space Goblins across the galaxy

Somehow having acquired a load ton of quartz, Sbeff has repeatedly been making plastic since June of 2025. However, this is not without consequence, as volunteer data analysists believe that Sbeff's continued mining across the stars have resulted in about 760 new homeless space goblins since April of 2025. It has also resulted in a mass famine as Sbeff has caused deforestation in many habitable planets and has polluted about 3 of them to the point of irreversible damage.

Many space goblins have complained on the intergalactic social media platform "Shitter" about how they've been struggling to feed their families as Sbeff visited their planet and mined all of its value. Many have been trying to find out where all this material is going to, but many speculate that Sbeff has dug out a quote "Bigass hole" and is dumping all his resources in it, practically doing nothing with it, but this is unconfirmed and just mere assumption.

Although the UNSP has not stated anything regarding the situation yet, it is believed that Sbeff will get away with this given the low amount of media coverage this has been getting.

This practically makes Sbeff an ecological exploiter, and many believe that this has violated the rights of many space goblins around the galaxy, deeming this a warcrime.

Shredder Machine

On September 28th, Sbeff constructed one of the most powerful drill ships in the galaxy for the time, with the drill machine having stacked drills together in one small area, resulting in the ores being absolutely shredded as the force of multiple drills combined deals much more damage then one. Within the first day, he managed to mine thousands of resources and has quintupled his mining efficiency.

Once news of this broke out, the intergalactic social media platform Shitter went down for 8 hours due to the sheer traffic of space goblins going on to shit about how Sbeff is going to ruin their lives and how is he a genocidal maniac, but other Shitter users were quick to community note them about how this is not true, as Sbeff has not killed that many space goblins yet.

Controversies

Possible ties to the GS and other Space Terrorist Organizations

There have been many rumors circulating that accuses Sbeff of conspiring with the Galaxial State and other terrorist organizations such as Al-Spacia and Tyrzone, such as during an investigation conducted by anonymous operatives where they unlocked his discord account and found multiple messages between well-known operatives within these terrorist organizations.

Evidence shows he was spam-called every 7 hours and received the same constant message, apparently telling him to "Pick up the kilojoules". Although Sbeff never responded to these messages, many detectives and conspiracy theorists have presumed that Sbeff is secretly communicating with them on another device.

Many people however also believe that Sbeff is part of a terrorist organization or aiding one because of his aggressive and brutal nature. Commonly being merciless and doing whatever he wants despite the will of other people, he has proven time and time again that no one can influence his decisions, and he often terrorizes other people purely to feel joy.

Workcamp Image Leak

Leaked image of the Sbeff Workcamp. In this photo it is unfinished.

On October 28th 2025, an image was leaked of a potential construction of a work camp in an unknown place. Sbeff's accomplice, Piece of Bread (pob in short), was seen building the camp while placing coke furnaces everywhere placed on a solid concrete platform. Analysts have determined that this is likely a work camp that Sbeff has been working on, with the intended design to "house" newgens from all across the galaxy to work in the factory unpaid on a massive scale comparable to the conditions in the Industrial Revolution.

No big and influential entity has made a comment on the image, though it has received lots of negative feedback from the intergalactic community, especially on the media platform Shitter.